Friday, June 26, 2009

Hot Mess Dior

Darlings I took a trip to a store named ALB DREAM FASHION and fell into a world of color! By world of color i mean, hot mess of clashing textures...mmmm love it! I immediately zoned in on the Dior dresses. Without even thinking I hit "pay"and bought both dresses without noticing the price...they turned out to be a bit more expensive than I usually buy, about 600L each, causing a bit of nausea and queasiness.
On closer inspection of the two dresses, after the initial price shock, they both have the feel and aura of Dior through the eyes of a child with a box of crayons. The textures, blatantly photo sourced, are not the best quality but the colors really drew me in.

My favorite is the "ALB DIOR impression brocade set" Its a creative mix of old world brocade design and a modern hot pink little tutu. Hot! I topped off the ensemble with the fantastically priced 10 linden "ALB DIOR impression lotta HAT" which is a perfect match. I would wear this outfit anywhere, grocery shopping, even for silly errands like picking out my nightly escort.

"ALB DIOR impression flower set" was a impulse buy. Perhaps I should have thought about it more. Its very big, not something you can wear everyday, but it's a swirly mess of lovely non the less. What the hell, I'd wear it to the post office. Speaking of which, I have to go mail a box of condoms that I sold on Ebay to someone in China.


Notice the gigantic diamond necklace I am sporting in these pictures? Its my new favorite jewelry piece. Its chunky funky, yummy, and luxury. I definitely recommend you take a visit to the brand "Andrea" located in * Donna Flora. They have lots of nice things that I would have bought if I were not poor. There may be a recession out there but at least i get to wear Dior.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Hot Sex Corsets

People come up to me all the time and say, ZsaZsa, you have the hair, you have the makeup, you have the frivolousness! But what do i wear with it? Fear no more my darlings, I will cloth you. Is there anything more sexy then a onesy accented with a corset? The answer is No. Go to my store ZsaZsa's House of Beauty to find all these great outfits.