Sabbatical

Darlings! Oh, it's been forever, sorry I didn't write! It's just that I was having such a wonderful time on my "sabbatical". As Hedi Montag knows, it's an unending quest for perfection, Darlings, in the 80's we just got high and didn't have to worry about unusually masculine jaw line... anyway, everything should be healed by now and I've been able to move my face without it slipping down again! (what a pain!), and I've even regained part of my sense of smell back. Its back into the limelight for me! In addition to a few minor cosmetic improvements, I have some new hair for you. It has gotten bigger! Just look at it, darlings! It comes in two colors normal natural-tones as well as my patented "You Go Girlfriend!" colors. Have you ever seen anything so giant and glorious, besides me? buy buy buy! ZsaZsa's House of Beauty!

That's right, I have another style for you! This hair similar to what I wore at my prom ahhherrhhhh years ago.. My mother was just so proud... my date's mother no so much. Oh well, enjoy darlings!

buy buy buy! ZsaZsa's House of Beauty!

New Wig and New Skins!

Are you ready to become more beautiful? They dont do glam like they use to, back in the day, when I was living on the street, I would use whatever I could find in the garbage for makeup and acessories. One time I used peices of broken mirror and I got a ton of complements that night. Anyway, that is what inspired these skins...
"The Little Drag Mermaid" and "LaZers" are a deal at $L100 a pop! Beat that Redgrave bitches!

The new wig "1986 Magic" will be available as a prize in the Starlust Contest!! But theres only one avalible to win, so, you could buy one instead and just tell everyone you won, you sleaze ball you! Buy everything you see in ZsaZsa's House of Beauty!

Happy 4th of July!

I love Second life, where you can desecrating the American flag without being arrested!

Hot Mess Dior

Darlings I took a trip to a store named ALB DREAM FASHION and fell into a world of color! By world of color i mean, hot mess of clashing textures...mmmm love it! I immediately zoned in on the Dior dresses. Without even thinking I hit "pay"and bought both dresses without noticing the price...they turned out to be a bit more expensive than I usually buy, about 600L each, causing a bit of nausea and queasiness.
On closer inspection of the two dresses, after the initial price shock, they both have the feel and aura of Dior through the eyes of a child with a box of crayons. The textures, blatantly photo sourced, are not the best quality but the colors really drew me in.


My favorite is the "ALB DIOR impression brocade set" Its a creative mix of old world brocade design and a modern hot pink little tutu. Hot! I topped off the ensemble with the fantastically priced 10 linden "ALB DIOR impression lotta HAT" which is a perfect match. I would wear this outfit anywhere, grocery shopping, even for silly errands like picking out my nightly escort.

"ALB DIOR impression flower set" was a impulse buy. Perhaps I should have thought about it more. Its very big, not something you can wear everyday, but it's a swirly mess of lovely non the less. What the hell, I'd wear it to the post office. Speaking of which, I have to go mail a box of condoms that I sold on Ebay to someone in China.

Visit ALB DREAM FASHION


Notice the gigantic diamond necklace I am sporting in these pictures? Its my new favorite jewelry piece. Its chunky funky, yummy, and luxury. I definitely recommend you take a visit to the brand "Andrea" located in * Donna Flora. They have lots of nice things that I would have bought if I were not poor. There may be a recession out there but at least i get to wear Dior.

Hot Sex Corsets

People come up to me all the time and say, ZsaZsa, you have the hair, you have the makeup, you have the frivolousness! But what do i wear with it? Fear no more my darlings, I will cloth you. Is there anything more sexy then a onesy accented with a corset? The answer is No. Go to my store ZsaZsa's House of Beauty to find all these great outfits.

OH my darlings

Let me first start by posting a glamor shot of me in the new hair I've made!

Yes you read right, ZsaZsa has made some more hair. Its named after Harry from Harry's Hidaway mall. That mall was the first place i ever opened up a pink covered sequin sparkling ZsaZsa's House of Beauty. Harry was never that responsive when i had problems with the area though, which is why i moved away. Oh but Harry you will always be on my mind. Forever and Always.A couple more things, I made a few new skins!
and I updated the dragqueen starter kit! I started feeling really bad that people were actually buying it, so why not make something worth buying!? That is ZsaZsa's quality standard.
It comes with everything you see here.

Ta ta darlingsss

New Love

Fabulous news my lovely little sweets! I've made new goodies for you fashion whores to consume. Go to my store ZsaZsa's House of Beauty to find all these great things im about to list. Two new sets of extra poofy lashes called Dusters and Flamingo Tango.

Another addition is a new wig called Godiva that comes in 5 bright colors

And yes you can stop dreaming! ZsaZsa now has a personal collection of skins for sale! And what a price, only 100L each. You can try on each of the 3 skin tones in the demo box above the makeups for sale.

Dont forget, its all for sale in my Horst store ZsaZsa's House of Beauty

Merry whatever darlings! Oh I've missed you my sweet babies. I thought I'd blog this little number before it became weird and awkward to wear super sexy Santa outfits, I don't want another repeat of last Easter! On a side note, I truly am sorry Pastor Dan for ruining your moving sermon when my last Sexy Santa mini dress exploded as soon as I stepped into the church (an hour fashionably late, mind you).

As most of you probably already know, ZsaZsa is a cheap bitch so of course I refuse to PAY for a Santa outfit. But luckily there are plenty of freebies out there! The best one I could find is by SHE. Aptly named, its called Miss Santa! I am amazed at all that the freebie includes, it's pretty much everything you see. Unfortunately I cant promise it'll look as fabulous on you as it does on me!

It includes a Santa hat, a two piece corset dress with super mini-flexy skirt, boots and gloves with fluff, mid-drift and cleavage for miles.

JESUS SWEETIE, WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW?


I am certain this outfit will brighten up your Christmas on second life. You and your virtual family sitting around the roaring scripted fire, dressed up like sexy santas... its a heart warming scene.

On a side note I just wanted to let all my devoted readers (all 2 of you) that I have been a good little girlie-boy this year and I would not turn it away if you all want to shower me in gifts.

Darlings, I really do hope you have a merry Christmas and a wonderful new year!

Darlings!

Hello sweetie puffs! Just to let you know... I've moved my store to a new location. ZsaZsa's house of beauty is now fittingly in the beautiful sim Horst! I LOVE my building and the entire fabulous starlust team! I threw out the idea of a giant bra for a store and they made it happen before my eyes! Could a girl ask for MORE? I had tears formed when i saw the finished massive leopard and pink cups. It was a religious experience. Heres a preview.

I invite you to visit the glory of my giant bra ZsaZsa's House of Beauty

Also I added a few new wigs and lashes to the store!

ZsaZsa goes Couture!

Couture fashion has swept the grid as the hottest trend since flexy skirts. Zsazsa hasn't personally delved into much couture fashion until now. I know, thats enough of a reasons to be arrested in secondlife. Lets face it though, Zsazsa doesnt need couture clothing to stand out.

Anyway, one thing I've noticed about "couture" is the prices get higher as does the ridiculousness of the clothing, which i love. So some of the couture names i could find were Baiastice, Paper Couture, and Digit Darkes. I bought something from each one, lets take a look shall we?

I bought BAIASTICE's inspired creation called "Seagull". I love the contrast of black and white feathers covering this shirt. I was hoping I'd feel like a graceful bird in shirt but i think i ended up looking like roadkill. Oh well, its couture, work it honey!
Heres Paper Couture's Amemone Gown. I could spin in it all day. The textures are beautiful and detailed. If there were a court of gold dresses, this would be the queen ruling over all the gold dress kingdom, sentencing other gold dresses to have their skirts decapitated. Zsazsa might be into role playing a little too much.
Last but definitely not least, Digit Darkes comes out with this tropical creation. Ladies and Ladies, I am in love. Its a skimpy little thing that leaves little to the imagination. In fact I can show my entirely well toned body while technically still wearing clothes! I always wanted a dress that combined the skimpiness of a bikini and the luxury of a fancy ballgown. Luckily DD has made that dream come true. The pattern and colors are perfect, and it flows as you walk. Zsazsa is going to be buried in this dress one day.
So thats ZsaZsa's take on couture, let me know your thoughts and comments! Kisses!
-Z

Stalkers and New Hair

Swirly Cyclone brought up the issues of stalking in her last blog post. Thank you Swirly for being brave and talking about this issue of SL stalkers. Its a very important topic, and it needs to be addressed. Too long have we lived in silence, but no more! The point of this post is to raise awareness about stalking, and not in any way to brag about how popular i am. Together we will overcome these crazed and obsessed fans! Here are some pictures of me being terrorized and stalked in new hair that I bought!

There I was, enjoying a nice day at the beach, when my stalker Toby bombarded me with camera flashes! I hope hes getting my good side! Here I am wearing .+*Fnky*+.Gold_


I cant even shop without being bothered! While wearing my .+*Yoka*+.Platinum Toby offered me chocolate that he wanted me to pay for. What a PAIN! He did carry my bags out to my car though, that was nice of him.



Sometimes Toby will leave his art inside my house for me to find. I'm still not sure how he gets in. Looks like its time to change the locks again! Oh well, at least my .+*Zina*+. hair looks great in this shot.


When Toby invades my person time I have to put my foot down. Here he is trying to attack me on the toilet. You can tell by my face that I was really surprised to see him! I was wearing my .+*Pani*+ hair during the ordeal and this image was used as "Evidence B".

All these hairstyles you've seen on Zsazsa can be found at Mira Style. You can find Toby in cell block C at the Second Life Penitentiary.

Armidi

ZsaZsa sold a pair of eyelashes, and now shes rolling in it, so that means its time for a fashion review! When Armidi announced that they had a new spring line, I couldn't wait to see what those skinny little girls made. The first thing that caught my eye was the jumpsuits on display. If J-Lo can pull off a jumpsuit, so can ZsaZsa. It came in so many colors, it was hard to decide which one i wanted. It was between pink and blue, I ended up with the "Cornflour Blue". I have so many pink things already, i figured it was time for a change. Putting it on, the outfit simply hugs your curves. Not that I have many, but you get the idea.

Theres something about this outfit though, that makes me feel rough and tough. Like a real lady.
I paired it up with white lilly's construction beefcake costume, to complete the look.

They are totally checking out my ass. Thanks Armidi!

Kittys Lair

Hello, hello, hello! Sit down darlings, Zsa Zsa has a story to tell. I first saw HER while shopping for platform shoes at my favorite newbie store. What? They have fantastic deals! Anyway, like a religious experience, I was attracted to her guiding light. Her belly bling had temporally blinded me, yet somehow I knew exactly where to go, she was leading me some where. I was disoriented, dehydrated, and wearing yesterday's clothes. Fortunately she led me to a store, and that my darlings, is how I found Kittys Lair!

If you know me, you know that I am always on the hunt for a skimpy exercise outfit. Finally I think I have found THE one. "Call on me" is a throwback to the 80's.
Here I am breaking it in. Look how much I can bench!

Umm... thats not sweat darlings, I'm glistening.

Zsa Zsa loves short shorts, everyone knows that. But, short shorts paired with a bra top and enough fabric left over to cover that body hair you forgot to shave that day? LOVE IT! And to top it all off, it's shiny! With "BootyCall in White" I'm sure to attract some fish with this shiney object! Give me a call boys...a Booty Call! Haaayy!

"Lacy Pink" is the kind of dress that is so versatile, you could wear it to a second life wedding, then pick up your adopted age playing daughter from school, then visit an intimate little escort club to dance the night away. The attention to detail on this dress is truly a work of art, I mean... even a nun would have to appreciate the detail. Then again... if that nun is in Second Life, she is probably a VIP in that little escort club, and already owns a version of this dress in black. Maybe we should all say three hail maries just for logging in. I love you anyway Second Life!

Pick up "Lacy Pink" and everything else that you see above at Kittys Lair by clicking here!

CASHMERE

Oh Gianni Broda, how I love your Cashmere designs. ZsaZsa has been a long time shopper at this store for a while now, and Gianni has never disappointed with her creative designs.

Allow me to poetically wax about your store for a moment Gianni, for I ask you this... where else can a girly man woman in Second Life get an outfit that includes a sleeveless zebra striped mock turtle neck with a puffy shirt dickey, short shorts, AND purple stockings?

I enter Cashmere, lindens in hand.. a never ending waterfall of short shorts and multi-colored tights fill my senses. Neon yellow. Hot Pink. Day glow orange. Purple leopard. Sleeveless puffy shirts!!

Much money has been spent, yet I am never satisfied with just one. Never stop Gianni, never! Your clothes make me stand out like a nun in a whore house, and I love every minute of it!

Visit Cashmere by clicking here.

ZsaZsa's Advice

Hello loveys, ZsaZsa Withnail here again to let you know that you can ask me anything. No really! I love giving advice and answering questions and would love nothing more than for you to submit some to me via IM inworld. Want to know if your shoes go with your brand new latex skirt? How about if your new plaid ball gown is a fashion faux pau to wear to a wedding? I will post your questions and my answers on here as I get them, don't be shy!

ZsaZsa's House of Beauty just got some new lashes!

I added some new eyelashes to my little shop! How dramatic are they?? I think they'd look amazing on you sweetie, why don't you go buy a pair? ZsaZsa's House of Beauty Shop



Ta ta Darlings!